The Shrink from Cabin Fever by The Plaqueys
Tracklist
2. | The Shrink | 4:07 |
Lyrics
Take a seat
it's such a cumfy seat
bought it off amazon last week
tell me bout your childhood dreams
and other such schemes
house the wife?
hows your love life?
Woah my friend
I guess it just depends upon
the circumstance or meaning of the words
cuz sometimes it's like
today is pretty nice
and then the other times it's much less nice
Okay
let me jot that down real quick
I think we're getting somewhere
how bout fears?
are you scared of gardenin' shears?
that'd be weird but i've heard much weirder
Come to think of it
I'm quite afraid of shit
and all the different kinds that there can be
there's the smell
It spooks me 1/2 to hell
I get the willies just at the slightest hint
That's a breakthrough
I think I know what the problem is
You're in love with your mother
I have a few pieces of advice for you
stay away from porter potties and homeade beef stew
that oughtta help substantially
you should see some results... or somethin'
Woah my friend
this cannot be the end
of our session
we've only scratched the surface of my issues
There's my boss
he works me like a horse
i think that the stress is startin' to get to me
I'm so sorry
but our time seems to be up
the bill should arrive in your pocket presently