Lady Chef from Cabin Fever by The Plaqueys

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5.	Lady Chef	4:25

Lyrics

First I'd like to talk about your hair
moves so gently in the air

Shall i discuss your eyes
which entice me like golden fries

What about your lips
tasty as potato chips

Everything is good in their own way
and i just thought i'd say

that your legs, Oh!
are like a bagel

so let's chat about your ears
like... corn ears

have i mentioned your back
drives me crazy like ginger snaps

Everything is good in their own way
and i just thought i'd say

Your body's like a 5 star meal
and I'm looking for my fill
if this was what was left
your mother's belly was a master chef

let's take it back and talk about your toes
salty as buttered rolls

how's about a discourse on your heel
tender as a hunk of veal

and your nipples 're
meaty as hamburger helper

Everything is good in their own way
and i just thought i'd say

Your body's like a 5 star meal
and I'm looking for my fill
if this was what was left
your mother's belly was a master chef

that's what it was
it was a master chef

your mother's belly created you like a master chef

Credits

from Cabin Fever, track released July 18, 2009

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