QAnon from October Surprise by The Explainers
Qanon it's like scientology without money!
Qanon this shit ain't even funny!
(John-John = JFK Jr. Look it up.)
Tracklist
| 6. | QAnon | 1:48 |
Lyrics
2020 was already a giant bummer
But don't look now it got even dumber
There's a new theory spreading hither and yon
Some stupid nonsense called QAnon
It preys upon our fears for the children
And the creepy pedophiles who walk among them
It says the Illuminati and Tom Hanks
Are trafficking kids via off-shore banks!
Qanon think they'll save the children!
Qanon but their minds are the victims!
Qanon it's like scientology without money!
Qanon this shit ain't even funny!
Antisemitic cranks and shady wankers
Fighting reptoids and hook-nosed bankers
The president's clone's in a pizza parlor basement
Crackpots and YouTube trolls torpedo the Deep State!
They've got two candidates on the ballot for Congress,
Two IEDs on the road to progress
They say John-John is coming back,
If you believe that, you must be on crack!
Qanon think they'll save the children!
Qanon but their minds are the victims!
Qanon it's like scientology without money!
Qanon this shit ain't even funny!
Credits
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The Explainers started as a way to deal with the bizarro land of the 2010s through musical expression. We had been friends for years and never played music together until one fateful evening in August 2018. With satirical lyrics and a mission to make every song sound different from the others we have played a million shows in Wilmington since then, looking to branch out to your town!