Comedy Pro's from Perfect Enough by Team Sawrite

Fun Facts - Comedy Pro's

Instrumental: Kaelin
Lyrics: Kaelin + Gary

- We believe that bragging about how funny you are is so un-funny, that it's actually very funny. That's where this song came from.

- "She dove into the pool because she thought there was water but there was not" is Kaelin's personal favorite lyric in the album

- The bell in this song is the same bell from Walk Away. It may be slightly pitched up

- The other bell is big ben after heavy Autotuning. you'd think a multi million pound bell could hold a note.

- This song started when Kaelin noticed the dominance of 808 kicks in the rap genre, and decided to join in the fun

- Gary's verse is his personal favourite vocal section of the album due to angry energy.

- The final version of the song is actually 3 different mastered versions. Mastering is hard.

Tracklist

19.	Comedy Pro's	2:51

Lyrics

Yeah. Team Sawrite...
Yeah. Team Sawrite...
Strap yourselves in and enjoy the sound
As me and Gary br-br-break it down!

We're about to take you on a roller coaster
The likes of which you've never been on before so
I'ma start first and I'll be loud and clear
so you can hear me........ with your ears

Rappers in the present are crap
and don't represent their feelings
in a way we can really relate

and they either sound weary
or way too fuckin' serious
Tryin' to act tough
Well, I've had enough.
With these fake tough guys, spreading their lies
claiming they're a fucking criminal.
Bitch, You're a creative individual
And I bet you been dreaming about a music career since you were 8
Bitch get the fuck out my face

That's where Team Sawrite comes in
We're here to straighten out the game (disclaimer!)
we're gonna shape it up
and flip it upside down (DOWN)
You know what we're about
Team Sawrite are gonna sh-sh-shake it up

We do comedy rap, our comedy's fab
We'll make anyone laugh because we're comedy pro's
If we don't get a full laugh, we'll take a half
when you exhale slightly through your nose

(Nose exhaling noises)
(Yeah, get 'em, Gary)

W- Wait that, that was the chorus?
Y- Yeah that was it
Just there?
Dude
Okay...
Just say something!

How can it be that when I turn on my TV
all the things I see they ain't Kaelin and me
I mean its ludicrous
that there's numerous news channels that ain't humorous.
They should be hosted by the two of us.
We'd be like:

Good evening, My name is Gary
reporting to you on behalf of Team Sawrite News
There's a lot of comedy to report today
But first, here's Kaelin standing by with the sports, Kaelin?

Yes Gary, I'm in the bar
What's happened in the game so far?
Well we've had an injury
was the floor slippery?
No Gary, that was the problem
Ahh, It was a game of swimming yes
She dove in the pool because she thought
there was water but there was not.
Ah that does sound pretty funny Kaelin
I guess you could say "we're all wetting ourselves"! Back to you Gary!
Ah-ha-ha thanks, Kaelin.

And another thing
if we were king
and we tell a joke but you don't laugh?
you'll get drafted to OUR army
or you'd have to take a class on us
Where you'll be tested on your knowledge of us

Fuck the current justice system
we'll invent a new tradition
A single new rule that you can't refuse
A giggle when we give it to you
A laugh when it happens
A law where everything we say is funny.

According to the laughter-graph
we should've received at least 6 "ha"s
to class as a pass
but since you didn't give 'em?
prison.

(Nose exhaling noises)

Credits

from Perfect Enough, released November 6, 2018

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