Porkenstein from Running Scared by Pixel Geist

INTRO:

You better run cos now its time, say hello to Porkenstein

Verse 1:

I'm getting sick and tired of this, everybody taking advantage
I need to make a vengeance list, never ever a please or a thank you
I've had enough of being nice to people who don't have any manners
I'm putting being kind on ice, I'm gonna get revenge with a Porkenstein

Verse 2:

First up, I'm gonna need to buy a lot of pork in a shopping spree
Salami eyes so my guy can see, a bacon mouth with chorizo teeth
I'll try to make a fist with a pork chop, two pigs ears I'll buy from the pet shop
running with trotters, Hot Dog! he won't stop!
A gelatine, extra lean, killing machine
Porkenstein, he's gonna get revenge for me

CHORUS:

He'll make mincemeat out of you
if you cross me god help you
you're a sausage in his pan
He's my right Ham man

VERSE 3:

Goddam, you're all gonna fry - he'll come to your house and he'll make it a pig sty
He'll take you around to the back of five guys
You're face will look like the inside of a pork pie

I know the meat smell lingers, he's got ten ribs for each of his fingers
He got a lot of sausage hell to bring ya
A monster structure mainly from the butcher
Porkenstein, hes gonna make you sorry you'll see

MIDDLE 8:
A monster made of Pork
he'll watch you like a hawk
He doesn't really feel, but one achilles heel is if he see's a knife and fork
Porkenstein he's gonna make you sorry you'll see

CHORUS

OUTRO

Porkenstein (repeated) - he'll be pleased to eat you

• Pop Punk
• Punk
• horror
• horror comedy
• horror punk
• punk rock
• North Augusta