an obligation by perfect game!

my pemis horts
this album was made to cash in on bedroom skramz trends
give me money you simpletons
you snakes of the grass
i am an intellectual who could be making high art like freedom jazz hop fusion punk
but alas, i must pander to tiktok vape addict children to stay afloat in this economic climate
every cent that this album makes will go to me and nobody else but me
fuck all of you
also fuck you maka for gaslighting me into thinking it was a good idea to bring this project back
this was an obligation
you get nothing from me anymore forever
text me in like ten years when this becomes an underground iconic release and i can coast by doing reunion tours and only reunion tours and never release any new music ever again

Tracklist

1.	snowdin	1:10

2.	sadie gives up and moves back to her parent's house	2:39

3.	paving the roads you'll die on	1:29

4.	nothing screams "no integrity" like a bsdj co-sign	1:23

5.	an "edutainment" youtube video on diogenes	2:52

6.	icbitsletmaoybmmieatjbicrmvs (live at fucking whoever's house idk)	2:21

7.	lonely catalysts crash haphazardly	1:20

8.	anybody else remember that one show "ni hao, kai-lan"? like it was kinda an intergral part of my childhood and i think of it a lot but i have yet to find anybody who knew what the fuck i was talking about	3:08

9.	the entire your arms are my cocoon self-titled ep at 2000% speed	0:42

10.	she had her face and i had her vape	1:35

11.	we gotta ban some of you motherfuckers from the rio de janeiro filter and the papyrus font (freaky isn't funny anymore)	2:17

12.	a scratched-up copy of the 2001 comedy movie "pootie tang", starring lance crouther and chris rock	1:53

13.	widowdusk, versera, and onewaymirror are the same exact band and you cannot convince me they are separate bands with separate unique identities	2:55

14.	threads / unwoven	6:14

Credits

released May 2, 2024

everything by sarah, besides:

some lyrics on "icbitsletmaoybmmieatjbicrmvs" taken from "love squats" by the wicked farleys.

the entirety of track 9 is just your arms are my cocoon's first ep.
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this might kill the joke but feel like i should put this here for clarification:
(if it isn't painfully obvious, this is indeed kind of a joke album and everything said in this album and the album titles are purely for entertainment and comedic purposes. i swear i am not this much of an asshole irl lmao)

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