File 5.23.23 from A-Files by Tee Kae

#SKIT
Agent: Aye Mr. Kohut wake up!
Tee Kae: Huh ah!
Agent: Follow the light, good. I need to update your chart agent Tango Foxtrot showed me your file from May 17th 23 it says here
"You made it to the other side fly away hyperdrive."
I need you to tell me the truth exactly what happened last week on Wednesday?
Tee Kae: What's going on here? Agent!? Who are you people and what are you doing in my house?
Agent: Please Mr. Kohut I will be asking the questions. You just relax
Tee Kae: If you want me to relax you can get that light out of my face!
Agent: Did you escape the compound?
Tee Kae: Compound? I don't know I put all the information in the file
Agent: Right the same file where you claimed to have quote
"Obtained all knowledge and were one with the sun and the Gods."
I'm going to be frank with you it's a good song it's cute it's playful,
but it's just a song. These claims of it being based on a true story
Need to end right here right now we can't have..
Tee Kae: IT IS A TRUE STORY I was abducted by aliens
Agent: Oh and what did they probe you in the butt?
Tee Kae: No! I don't know, I don't think so. Why does everyone keep asking that?
Agent: Ugh looks like your polygraph reading it it can't be consistent
Tee Kae: I told you.
Agent: You? You're telling the truth?!
Tee Kae: Yes.
Agent: We need to call a code echo.
Tee Kae: Code echo?
Agent: Hold him down agent Smith.
Tee Kae: Get off me! ugh! raah!
Agent: I need to sedate him before the shock therapy
Mr. Kohut you are going to forget this ever happened
One way or another if you keep telling people this story is true
They will think you are crazy

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