Not Bitter from Where Next? by Mitch Benn

So you found another lover
Who makes you happy like I could never do
Wasn't easy to discover
You say you're sorry for the pain you put me through
But I'm not bitter, I will be okay
Please don't worry 'bout me as you walk away

Just blow me blow me blow me
Blow me a kiss good bye
Say goodbye t'me bye t'me bye t'me
And I promise I won't cry
For Cu For Cu For Cupid's arrow
Knows not where it lands
So you can kiss me as kiss me as
Kiss me as you go and I'll understand

So now you say you're leaving
You tell me it's the kindest thing to do
Though you find it hard believing
I can hold myself together without you
But I'm not bitter, I will be just fine
Please don't let my heartache make you change your mind

You betch you betch you betcha life I will be okay
Ya hor ya hor ya horoscope
Told you this was the right thing to do today
Use lot use lot use lots of self-control and don't turn round
You cou you cou you cou you cou
You count on it I won't be breaking down
Peace of peace of peace of peace of mind
Will surely come your way
I hope you di I hope you di
I hope you dial me up on the phone some day

Ooh 'cos I'm not bitter
You stupid evil selfish slag

• Comedy
• Mitch Benn
• Radio 4
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