Orange Chicken from The Void by MATLOCK

Orange Chicken

Ayo, I was at the mall the other day shoppin’ for sneakers and whatnot, and I got a little hungry know’msayin’? So I went and got sumn’ to eat. Yo these suckers tried to play me man, check this out...

I was at the mall on Jackson street
When I hit the food court for a snack to eat
Seen the orange chicken said, “That looks sweet”
And for the price with the rice yo it can't be beat
Tapped my feet up to the cock-eyed kid
I said now, “Give me all of that you got to give”
Inserted my chip into the slot I did
Took my sack then it's back to the block I slid
Popped the lid on the combo lunch plate
Grabbed my fork start to chow with much haste
Inside core had a sour yuk taste
Outside orange like Donald Trump face
Pump brakes hold up wait a minute
This is not a bird no no no this is somethin’ different
Now I got a question that I'd like to inquisite
If this shit ain't chicken then what the hell is iiiiiit?

Orange chicken, or-or-orange chicken
Hey, what's going on in your kitchen?
I ain't saying nothin’, but y'all listen
Yo I had 5 kitties and now there's four missin'

Orange chicken, orange-orange-orange chicken (x4)

Oh my God my head is poundin'
The room is spinnin’ round n round n
Earlier today my stomach was growlin'
Ate the orange chicken and now it's meowin'
Scoundrels sold cat to me
Told my Facebook friends and they laughed at me
“Did it need some catsup?”, homie can't you see?
It was a category 5 catastrophe
Bust it, can't believe what they sling at the mall
Man I got a good mind to bring in the law
Homeboy I remember everything that I saw
And I know the difference between a wing and a paw
Yeah I, banged the gong and paid the price
I had to, sit and wonder while I ate my rice
Was it dog, frog, rat, cat, snake or mice?
When you order orange chicken man you shake them diiiice

Orange chicken, or-or-orange chicken
Hey, what's going on in your kitchen?
I ain't saying nothin’, but y'all listen
Yo I had 5 puppies and now, there's four missin'

Orange chicken, orange-orange-orange chicken (x7)
Orange-orange-orange-orange-orange-orange-orange-orange-orange-orange, orange-orange-orange-orange chicken

• Hip Hop
• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Midwest Rap
• battle rap
• lyrical hip-hop
• underground hip hop
• Illinois