Haircut from HUMOR by Kiss Concert

did i come all this way
just to jizz into the grand canyon?
unfold your skeleton
climb into my volvo

it's not a race it's just a total fucking crapshoot
in fact it's the Kentucky Derby of bullshit
they'll tell you what you wanna hear
then they're punching your card, they're punching your card
you're outta there

this'll take more than a haircut to fix
this'll cost more than a haircut

cardboard reveals its life story
and it's not even sad
i've inventoried everything you've stolen
and the list isn't even that bad

this'll take more than a haircut to fix
this'll cost more than a haircut

• Punk
• mild
• power trio
• slash
• Worcester