New Santa by JimBallzzz
new christmas song 2023
Tracklist
| 1. | New Santa | 3:35 |
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Going 80 miles up in the snow
Always gotta get this cookie dough
Mrs. claus shes a ho ho ho
My candy cane she blow blow blow
If we talking presents I got 3 hunna
Gift my girl a band cuz im a stunna
If you want something then bitch just run up
I got a big gut just like gunna
Just like santa I got a big gut
I aint a cracker but i get this nut
Cold weather so hot air out my butt
Don't wanna wipe so i let it crust
Honestly I’m just stacking these presents
You can’t afford them you is a peasant
Feeling jolly, im feeling so pleasant
Ain't been this happy since an adolescent
Yo ass is naughty get left in the cold
My girl is naughty she gets my north pole
She's on 4 paws, no patrol
Fuck santa claus, he gave me coal
Honestly I don’t even know why
Fuck santa’s ass punch him in the eye
He jealous of my bigger presents supply
Been collecting since back in July
Chorus:
I just might spend a few thousand for a icy wrist
I just put up a mistletoe and gave my girl a kiss
She looking so good smiling with all the christmas lights
Cold outside but spiked eggnog got me feeling right
Fuck your cranky ass stop being a lil whiny grinch
Fuck santa too jump his ass for being a bitch
Take my mittens off cuz im ready for a fucking fight
Knock santa out feeling naughty on christmas night
Verse: 2
Fuck it, I’ll be the new santa
I’m white and got a beard thats all the matter
I already gift ones to all the dancers
I already went and kidnapped prancer
Fuck it, I even fucked mrs claus
The easter bunny prolly supports my cause
Fuck running reindeer, run over with some cars
Santa bleeding bad he needs more than gause
Santa claus don’t need to be a good guy
Without a sleigh I always still been fly
Putting whipped cream on some pumpkin pie
Sugar cookies covered in red and green dye
Santa need to retire he’s old as shit
Fat as fuck in the chimney his ass don’t fit
He probably got diabetes he should quit
His elves can’t make xboxs n shit
How the fuck he gonna choose who’s naughty or nice
He’s probably giving presents to fuckin ice spice
He needs to eat less cookies and eat more rice
He’s watching you all the time that just ain’t right
If I was santa I promise I wouldn't do that
If I was santa I would never get too fat
If I was santa everyone would get gifts
Bad people need to know good people exist
Credits
everything jimballzzz
