At the bottom of an impersonal office building are windows the likes of which he has been observing for several minutes. Inside, he can see neat furniture and large Television displays. At the top of the door are letters emblazoned in neon: Brett’s Bros and Babes.
Entering, Christian is greeted by a woman in one of the displays.
“Hi! Welcome to Brett’s Bros and Babes. My name is Dawn, and I’ll be helping you make your partner corporeal.” Christian smiles excitedly. “Great! I’ve been looking forward to this all day. So, like, what happens now?”
“See the cable sticking out of my front? Plug your phone in.”
Following Dawn’s orders, Christian plugs his phone into a cord at the base of the Television display and sets it down.
“With the information you’re giving us, we will be able to calibrate someone perfect for you, and realize them in the flesh,” Dawn said. “Everyone has a match, but only at Brett’s Bros and Babes are we capable of sifting through all of your data to give you the perfect bro or babe, and in record time too.”
From “Brett’s Bros and Babes”
Original short story by Sam, “Leftist Legume”
Twitter: @leftistlegume
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Episode 1: OBEY, BAE
1 - Talking Avatars ft. ZMS White Gucci & BOSEBY
2 - Regaining Consciousness ft. PPS [LUV BOXXX-Speakher Below*]
3 - [Skit] Few Options Left
4 - When Billy Ocean Plays
5 - Universal Recall
6 - Talk 2 Me (Web Mates)
7 - UPPER LIMIT [Hypomnesia]
8 - Stashing Tapes at Hotel Harrison [VaporCityVice]
9 - [Skit] Will life Ever Be The Same
10c - Feelin Nitecore Dodging with my VPN
11 - The Game on Sleep Mode