Bobby Steps by Erothyme
"This is the single greatest record ever created. Life changer. I cry even just thinking about it. One day, when another solid gold record is sent into outer space, it will be this record. It will teach the aliens all they need to know about the human race. There's Bobby Steps, and then there's the rest of music."
Rating: 10/10
"Bobby is such an asshole. He needs to get over himself and stop being such a loudmouth. Maybe he should spend more time alone, or at least go back to singing about the trees. Overrated, mediocre at best."
Rating: 2/10
"I want this playing on repeat throughout my wedding, my honeymoon, and my funeral."
Rating: 10/10
"Yawwwn! Boooring! This shit puts me to sleep! I'm twelve."
Rating: 3/10
"This album made me quit crack cold turkey. Erothyme is my drug of choice now. I would be dead by now if it wasn't for this music."
Rating: 12/10
"This new album started out alright. The noodles were certainly adequate, both firm and flexible. Wasn't a fan of the sauce, I feel it drowned out most of the texture. I also feel that sneaking in magic mushrooms without a warning was in poor taste (no pun intended). Also, too salty. Overall I think I will be taking my business to another restaurant."
Rating: 5/10
"I want to warn everyone reading this that Bobby is an evil wizard, hiding behind the disguise of a sensitive young man with feelings. This album was clearly ghost produced, and mixed on a Ouija board. Turn away now while you still have your soul!!!"
Rating: 666/10
"This is my goddess worship music."
Rating: 69/10
"Long, long ago, in a galactic supercluster far far away, a hastily concocted blend of white-boy vocals, digital flatulence from a cheap synthesizer, and the moist sound of spider eggs falling out of the anus of a corpse sweetly caressed my ears into a simultaneously angering and nauseating mixture of loathing, arousal, and shame... Well done."
Rating: 3.14159/10
"I bought this album thinking it was going to be like "Circadia" - so I held out on listening to it until the next time my girlfriend and I were in the bedroom. A half hour later, we broke up and she won't talk to me anymore. Thanks a lot, Bobby."
Rating: fuck you
Tracklist
| 1. | Something Has Changed | 5:14 |
| 2. | Flyin Lion | 3:03 |
| 3. | The Giving Funk | 4:20 |
| 4. | I Don't Like This Song | 2:55 |
| 5. | This is Supposed to Hurt | 4:08 |
| 6. | Brief Perches | 3:30 |
| 7. | My Main Squeeze in the Sky | 3:15 |
| 8. | Better Endings | 4:09 |
| 9. | Gratuitous Grace IV (As the Dust Settles) | 5:40 |
| 10. | letstalksoongottarun | 2:05 |
Credits
Bob made this.
License
CC BY 3.0. See the Creative Commons website for details.Tags
The Erothyme sound is a majestic blend of overblown hyperbole and meaningless adjectives that actually have nothing to do with music. His tracks land in your ear like a dolphin gracefully diving into the surface of the ocean after doing a triple backflip in front of the setting sun. Some people think that Erothyme doesn't be like he is, but he do.