Reality Biker from Amazatron by Denny Zartman
Tracklist
| 7. | Reality Biker | 4:16 |
Lyrics
REALITY BIKER
Music & Lyrics by Denny Zartman ©2011
Reality biker Virtua Striker
Living like a villain on the island of Riker
Down to the bottom of the center of hell
Satan is waiting with a demon as well
World Wide Web on your DSL
The hoof and the horse and the kingdom that fell
You can’t make a living by leaving it alone
You can’t get away from your cellular phone
So get along
Sweet little woman
Get along
Get on your way
Get along
Sweet little baby
You’ve come a long, long, long way
Putting feces in the Reese's Pieces
Lawyers make a living by liening on leases
Living and loving and life and death
You’re full of hot air so save your breath
Making jokes with the old folks
Blowing Pepsi out your nose is better than Coke
Wiggling around like a wiggly worm
When they’re under pressure you can watch them squirm
And go away
Give up now and go away
No matter what you say
Gotta go
Come back another day
And we’ll play okay
Just when you thought it would never end
Well here it comes around and back again
It thrills you and chills you and kills you so
On and on don’t you know
Country comfort
Southern grammar
Not like Hammer
Like UmJammer
Amazatron Electroshock
My box booms me around the block
Boombox
Big black bad boombox
Awesome and rad
You rock
You kick so much ass
Mixing those tunes like water and gas
Oh, reality biker
Virtua Striker
Don’t you like her?
