Airplane Dog from Professor Dud by The Dead Heads

In the sky clouds in the air
That damn dog is everywhere
Well, look at his legs, they look like wings
Where do you suppose he got them things?
He’s wicked cool, I know for a fact
He shampooed my rug and massaged my back
Now look at him fly, where did he go?
Where did he get those wonderful toes?

Airplane Dog, Airplane Dog
Getting, getting’ high
Airplane Dog, Airplane Dog
Shootin’ in the sky

In my fridge looking for a snack
He shampooed my rug and massaged my back
Cuttin’ up a sandwich, getting’ some Lay’s
Drinkin’ New York seltzer, it’s been flat for days
And once he’s through, you know where he’s at
Massaging my rug shampooing my back
He’s been living in my house for years and years
Where did he get those wonderful ears?
Huh!

Airplane Dog, Airplane Dog
Getting, getting’ high
Airplane Dog, Airplane Dog
Shootin’ in the sky

Airplane - Dog
Airplane - Dog
Airplane - Dog
Airplane - Dog

Well, he’s chasing cats, it’s lots of fun
They make good pets except they weigh a ton
Now he’s at the movies watching UHF
With his girlfriend Wanda and his cousin Jeff
So if you’re alone, or into drugs
Into paper mache or bathroom rugs
Airplane Dog will be your friend
Staying with you till the very end

• Experimental
• comedy
• crazy
• electronic
• keyboard
• weird
• United States