Poetry from Oh, Profundity by Chip & Drifty

Poetry

Listen, this is poetry
Rhyme this word with that one
Ready here it comes
Onomatopoeia
C’mon I wanna see ya
Come over here and give me some

Iambic pentameter
I get what you said
I’ve written something so romantic
So heartfelt and sweet
You’ll fall down and weep
I want to see you naked in my bed

Is that what girls like
Sweet somethings?
This is how you like me best
I can be soft and sensitive if that would help things
Or maybe not
I guess

Haiku
I like you
Your hair seems like a river
Now let’s get it on

Now that I’m a troubadour
Can you spare some time?
You and I make such a perfect couplet
Epigram or sonnet
If it’s poetry I’m on it
Now let’s explore your feminine rhyme

Is that what girls like
Sweet somethings?
This is how you like me best
I can be soft and sensitive if that would help things
Or maybe not
I guess

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